Is Mummy a chav?

Today Mummy was very naughty. She took me to a place for lunch she said she wouldn't take me to for years. Daddy was very shocked when he heard. It was called McDonalds.

Mummy only really took me there to change my nappy as it was the only place on the estate of shops where she thought she could do it; she didn't think Argos or Hobbycraft would have somewhere.

But once she'd done that I was yelling for food so she realised she couldn't feed me at home. She bought some chicken things, not nuggets, something else, and just gave me the chicken from the middle.

It was very tasty and I ate loads of it.

But Mummy feels bad for taking me there because she says it isn't 'real' food.

I wanted to take a picture to show you but Mummy said she was too ashamed to get the camera out. She said she felt like 'a right chav' just being in there with me. I don't know what a chav is, but I'm sure my Mummy isn't one.